March 2012
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Totally had her world rocked tonight, with majorly awesome humpings by her wife. Completely had like a gabillion orgasms because of the sweet body rockin’s. Ch’yeah.
Is it less awkward when it’s written in teen-douche?
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"Hold up, I got crumbles all in my pack cuz I trip...
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aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
February 2012
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just click it →
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GOD DAMNIT TUMBLR
faganchelsea:
Don’t you ever get tired of screaming at each other to “check your privilege”?
We get it. Someone else got a pony ride and you didn’t.
Seriously, though, how do these people interact with other humans in the real world? I imagine they must all just sit in silence and internalize their rage until they can go back to their computers and furiously crysturbate to DeviantArt.
I had...
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plannel:
We were sitting across from each other in a crowded room full of family and friends tonight when Sophie texted me, “meet me in the kitchen.”
We hadn’t seen much of each other today. She was asleep when I left for work and when I picked her up my brother was in the back seat.
When I got to the kitchen she was eating fruit off of a skewer. I asked what she wanted.
“I wanted to say...
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porknachos:
Protip: Don’t listen to “I Wanna Dance With Somebody” with headphones on in a cofffee shop. You will embarrass yourself.
Our road-trip is a no-go.
plannel:
We’re both feeling kind of deflated right now.
Time to look at kittens….
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Have you saved a cat's life lately? →
lady88:
DO IT.
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