April 2011
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babyjaybird:
Female friend asks me how it’s going with significant other:
Her: how are you two oh my gosh tell me everything
Me: [insert pages of gushing about how perfect he and life is and cute things he’s done]
Male friend asks how it’s going with significant other:
Him: how are you two doing?
Me: good bro
Him: sweet
Me: totally
March 2011
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Hearing “Don’t ever change” and “I love you” is one of the best feelings in the world, especially when they come from someone who is saying them in a sincere and honest way. And especially when you are in love with the person saying them, not because they said them but because you feel it too.
I want to feel you from the inside.
“When I started having sex, I was not appreciably hotter than I’d been before....”
– The Pervocracy: Growing up ugly. (via sexisnottheenemy)
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nickdrake:
Duran Duran - Hungry Like the Wolf
gloriousbacon asked: I've been eating spicy food, the chilli has made my tongue all tingly. I think I'd like to kiss you whilst I have a tingly tongue.
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gpoy, I need a haircut edition. Also, I need food and my bed and an episode of the Office edition.
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I don't like to talk when I first wake up.
thomas-jefferson-is-my-dad:
I just don’t. I need at least an hour of complete fucking silence. Don’t talk to me. Don’t look at me. Nothing. Just slide something to eat my way, with a cup of sludge strong coffee and leave me alone.
I am the worst morning person in the world. I just walk around grunting at people until my mental vocabulary kicks back in…and glaring. I have only known two people...
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