April 2012
March 2012
a haiku about making pasta
la-peque:
god fucking dammit does it really take that long for water to boil
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Watchlilybaeum:
Oh, the Places You’ll Go at Burning Man!
I would like to go there.
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Watchimintooldmen:
this is my favorite episode omfg
businesscat181-deactivated20120 asked: Jessie! kidding, kidding, no. umm, ...Michael. I choose Michael.
Anonymous asked: Tell me a story about a Danielle.
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The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
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franfine:
what if you just crab walked away from someone after an argument
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lagomarbast:
I can take a nude-y picture just like the next dyke, but I would never, ever put pictures of myself fucking someone on the internet. nothing is sacred.
really are you serious
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