gloriousbacon: sissynecks: bellechantelle: (via 6 Reasons to Carry a Handkerchief: A Visual Guide | The Art of Manliness) #ugh the amount of times i was ready to rob a stagecoach but didn’t have a handkerchief to mask my face is ridiculous One time I tried to use a hat my mask the lower half of my face, during a stagecoach robbery; it did not go well. Luckily my trusty steed, Quick Silver, was up to task and galloped as fast as any beast could. We evaded the bobbies for three nights and three days until we fully escaped to the outer Hebrides. We survived for seven long years, together, against nature. Then sadly last Tuesday, age got the best of Quick Silver and he bit the dust. Now I’m alone, cold, and hungry with no more horse-meat to comfort me, and I curse my hat. I damn my hat to the deepest pits of Hades! For if only I had had a handkerchief to mask my face with… if only!

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(via 6 Reasons to Carry a Handkerchief: A Visual Guide | The Art of Manliness)

#ugh the amount of times i was ready to rob a stagecoach but didn’t have a handkerchief to mask my face is ridiculous

One time I tried to use a hat my mask the lower half of my face, during a stagecoach robbery; it did not go well. Luckily my trusty steed, Quick Silver, was up to task and galloped as fast as any beast could. We evaded the bobbies for three nights and three days until we fully escaped to the outer Hebrides. We survived for seven long years, together, against nature. Then sadly last Tuesday, age got the best of Quick Silver and he bit the dust. Now I’m alone, cold, and hungry with no more horse-meat to comfort me, and I curse my hat. I damn my hat to the deepest pits of Hades! For if only I had had a handkerchief to mask my face with… if only!

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    forever carrying a handkerchief just incase the need to rob a stagecoach arises.
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